Despite my best efforts in the 12 seconds I searched on YouTube, I cannot find the KFC commercial, wherein a female office worker allays her co-workers’ fears about her bringing a knife to her cubicle by proclaiming that she’s simply having a KFC lunch: “It’s real food,” she says, “which requires a fork and a knife.”

You may be familiar with comedian Patton Oswalt’s now well-known bit about KFC’s “Famous Bowls.” You know, the ones: KFC dumps fried chicken parts in mashed potatoes, gravy and cheese and serves it all up in one large non-biodegradeable bowl. It’s a meal that can, arguably, be enjoyed without the use of the aforementioned kitchen tools.

Without the video of the new KFC commercial embedded here, I realize this post isn’t as interesting as it could be. So for now, you have two choices: You can click here and then click on “view latest TV commercial” or you can take my word for it. There’s actually a new KFC commercial that sounds as though it’s a direct response to Patton shitting all over their food and their past marketing strategies.

I’ve thrown up the Patton bit below. It’s your job to find me the KFC commercial I’m talking about so I could just embed the damn thing here. Deal?