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Barack: Girl…I’ma make love to ya til the sun comes up.
Michelle: You promise?
Barack: Yeah girl: We got seven more delegates in Wyoming. Uuuuuuuh.

Michelle: Are you sure we got the delegates?
Barack: Yes. Absolutely, honey.
Michelle: Are you absolutely SURE we got the delegates in Wyoming?
Barack: Yes. I’m sure. It’s a done deal.

Michelle: Did you take the trash out?
Barack: Yeah.
Michelle: Listen to me very carefully. DID…YOU…TAKE…THE…TRASH…OOOOOOOOOOUT?
Barack: Yeah baby. I’m gonna have a sandwich.
Michelle: I went to Target today and had the worst gas. Have you been to the new Target yet?
Barack: No. Could you get me a Coke?

Michelle: You haven’t even been to the NEW TARGET YET BARACK? What have you been doin’?
Barack: Campaigning mainly. But you know that. I got seven in Wyoming baby. Remember? We were talking about love making and…
Michelle: They have two for one mustard at Target right now.
Barack: Awesome.
Michelle: Yes!!! I found my car keys!!!

Barack: I didn’t know they were gone.
Michelle: What do you mean you didn’t know they were gone? They’ve been lost for weeks. We talked about this. And you called Mike Herndon at Tire World and took care of a duplicate for me.
Barack: That was not me.
Michelle: Are you….absolutey SURE…that wasn’t you?
Barack: Yes. I’m sure.
Michelle: Wow. I’m frazzled. You are so wise Barack. Would you…like to see my new shoes?

Barack: I don’t know. I just want to eat and go have a sauna. I’ll probably play some Nintendo on the big screen and go to bed.
Michelle: Alright poopy. High five for Wyoming. Are you sure you don’t want momma puddin’ to dress up in her outfit?

Barack: Um…No Michelle. I’ve been gone all day and we were about to get crazy and now you’re talking to me about pickle specials at the store. You’re not understanding. I’m a MAN. I have desires. I want some syrup with my pancakes Mimsy.
Michelle: Barack. That’s not fair.
Barack: Look baby. I’m not trying to start a fight.
Michelle: What EXACTLY am I not doing for you right now Barack? I’m out there kicking ass for you every day. I’m stomping ass…for YOU Barack. I mean. What can I do for you Barack? Huh? Answer me.

Barack: Baby. I love you. I’m sorry. I’m just tired and cranky and fired up and wiped out from being on the road.
Michelle: That’s nice Barack. Let me ask you this. Did you eat all the chips?
Barack: What? Come on Michelle. I’m tired.
Michelle: Did you or did you not eat ALL the chips?
Barack: Yes. I did.
Michelle: I forgive you baby.

Barack: Thank you honey.
Michelle: I love you.
Barack: I love you too baby. 2000-GREAT.
Michelle: Night.
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