Cannabis + Comedy = Yes Please!
Although punchlinemagazine.com is clearly the greatest publication around, I do read others from time to time, one of which is High Times. While excitedly thumbing through my newest issue, I saw an advertisement for travel packages to Amsterdam from Nov. 16-23 to attend the world renowned Cannabis Cup.
The reason all of this is relevant to punchlinemag readers is because included in the week-long package are tickets to the 420 Comix show, featuring Doug Benson, Tom Rhodes and Dan Gabriel. Now I believe that this show should DEFINITELY be covered for all the Punchline Magazine people who like their comedy with a dose of THC, and I am bravely offering my services - granted the editor-in-chief Dylan Gadino will pay for my airfare.
Anyone and everyone, please write-in and comment on this blog post in support of my being sent to Amsterdam on Punchline Magazine’s dime– for the sake of comedic journalism, of course.
William "White Thunder" Shawhughes said
am August 23 2007 @ 3:45 pm
strong support, reasons:
1. the comedic community will benefit greatly from the shows coverage because the comics on the bill are so funny 2. Marijuana and comedy have had a strong relationship for years and this will only strengthen that bond 3. If he agrees to take pictures and post them it would be awesome to see 4. If he goes to amsterdam for a week and still possesses the ability to write his own name, let alone the article, i will be impressed.
puff puff pass,
White Thunder
RAi said
am August 23 2007 @ 3:46 pm
If anybody I know as a comedian journalist deserves to go to Amsterdam that would be you. You make us all at the Star Bar prowd!
Make sure to bring home some coverage for us too!
DG said
am August 23 2007 @ 5:46 pm
please let my people GO!
Eli said
am August 23 2007 @ 5:46 pm
Send Noah to Amsterdam! He is both an upcoming comedian and a talented writer making him the perfect canidate to cover such an occasion! Itd be great to read a well reprsented encounter of the “420 comix show” and I know Noah can deliver it!
Casey said
am August 23 2007 @ 5:56 pm
besides being a pretty funny guy, noah is also an excellent reporter. especially when it comes to reporting about stuff he knows a lot about, like stand up. and weed.
Dylan P. Gadino said
am August 23 2007 @ 6:01 pm
we’d love nothing more than to send Noah to Amsterdam to cover the 420 shows, especially since i believe tom rhodes is one of the most underrated and greatest comedians of our time.
i say we take up a collection. if enough people know about it and send in a few dollars at a time, it could work. it would take lots viral action. someone could start a “send noah to amsterdam” campaign.
NOAH: how much is a roundtrip ticket to Amsterdam for that time?
think about it. YouTube, MySpace, message boards… prove the people wrong. stoners can be proactive. be proactive so that noah could be anything but in amsterdam….
it’s just a thought.
bb said
am August 23 2007 @ 6:41 pm
Pot turns smart people into nasty idiots
Ben F said
am August 23 2007 @ 7:26 pm
Noah needs to go to this!!!! It’s his destiny. I guarantee there is no better writer or comedian suitable enough to cover this story!!! I say it is a necessity for Noah to go to Amsterdam.
Robert said
am August 23 2007 @ 7:31 pm
Hmmm.. Ask pot heads for money… Brilliant!
Andre King said
am August 23 2007 @ 9:15 pm
You Jammy bastard! 420 comix shows, never heard of them, the acts… never heard of them either… but then again, I’ve only just got electricity and although you can’t tell I’m pedalling really hard to send this email to you guys.
(Love the “let my people go line” btw.)I think he should go, and I think he should bring some Space Cake back for everyone, sadly I can’t make the trip right now (bail conditions… who needs em?) But I would like to know what it was like so as soon as I’m free to globetrot again I can call in there and puff puff laugh to my hearts content!
Heather said
am August 24 2007 @ 6:09 am
Send him. He’ll pretty much be your indentured servant after that.
benjamin barak said
am August 24 2007 @ 7:01 am
Send him or I’m gonna get mad & smoke something.
ChitownNach said
am August 24 2007 @ 7:23 am
As a renowned philanthropist, I like to think of myself as someone who gives back to the people, fights against the man, and eats a lot of subway sandwiches.
During all of those activities, I enjoy nothing more then to smoke grass and read articles about life and the pursuit of happiness.
If I could read an article about one man, with one dream, with one joint, about the cannabis cup, that would be just slap you in the face fantastic.
Joe Peacock said
am August 24 2007 @ 7:31 am
The High Times people may never have seen your set, but they need to trust me - Noah is freakin’ HILARIOUS. You put him in Amsterdam for the Cannibus Cup and I personally guarantee ultimate funny.
Of course, the High Times people don’t know who the hell I am, so my personal guarantee probably doesn’t mean much. But if they did, boy, they’d be impressed.
Seriously, the dude is hilarious. He’s probably the only comedian / writer who could handle this assignment appropriately.
Business said
am August 24 2007 @ 8:13 am
This is the least you could do for Noah, a little vacation is just what the Dr. ordered. Not only is he extremely hard working with all his different endeavors, he has had the brutally tiring job of protecting his beautiful pit bull Bella from the paws of Mike Vick over the last few months while living in Atlanta. Now with Vick going to Jail and Noah having a second to breathe, I think it only makes sense that you finance his way to Amstredam. Give the guy a break and I can assure you he won’t disappoint.
JL said
am August 24 2007 @ 8:16 am
SEND NOAH TO AMSTERDAM - YOU DESERVE IT NOAH…AND TAKE ME WITH YOU WHEN YOU GET THIS TRIP.
Mac Mittens the Majesty said
am August 24 2007 @ 8:36 am
Send Noah to Amsterdam! Stand up comedey and that sticky icky…its like the mothership is callin him home!
DocDocLuke said
am August 24 2007 @ 9:09 am
You guys should be begging to send Noah to Amsterdam. There is a wealth of comedic material there what with the Tulip museum, the AIDS memorial, and the Anne Frank House. That is some funny sh1t! In all seriousness, though, I believe it is unwise to separate Gardenswartz from his ganja. He’s got massive arms.
marsha "mom" Gardenswartz said
am August 24 2007 @ 9:17 am
Send my son to Amsterdam!! This is his calling. He is an excellent writer-creative and original, he is a hilarious commedian and professional performer, and he know his stuff. When it comes to writing, performing or smoking…..he is the best:)
give my boy a chance to prove himself (not that he needs to!) you won’t regret it. Remember to send me a postcard!
Dylan P. Gadino said
am August 24 2007 @ 9:24 am
i promise, we’re working on it. it’s going to take some serious planning and a lot more support from all of you.
Noah Gardenswartz said
am August 24 2007 @ 9:26 am
That’s right Dylan, I got my mom on the case… I don’t know if you’ve ever come across the wrath of a Jewish mother, but I will just say that it is certainly in your best interests to send me… how can you say no to my MOM?
Dylan P. Gadino said
am August 24 2007 @ 9:28 am
i’ve never come across the wrath of a Jewish mother, but as far as i can tell, there’s little difference between Jewish mothers and Italian mothers, and that, my friend, i have much experience with….
Chyim "Cheese" Avraham said
am August 24 2007 @ 10:21 am
As a Jew has his birth-right to visit the holyland, Isreal, Noah must be afforded his right to visit Amsterdam. He also told me he wants to see the prostitute he visited years ago, whom he claimed to make a connection with during a marathon, multi blunt sesh. Punchline Magazine needs a reporter who has that determination and fortitude to turn a typical 10 minute pay and pound into a two hour spiritual connection. Imagine the insite he would be able to report on. Rumor has it she’s been refusing customers until she gets that Gardenswartz good-dick again. Does Punchline Magazine what the responsibilty of ruining the business of an Amsterdam working woman, all while denying a man his unalienable right? I think not.
Michael E. said
am August 24 2007 @ 10:22 am
All of this wrath talk makes it official…Noah’s in need of a moment of silence (or a trip to amsterdam) for a chronic break…not only does cannibis + comedy = hilarious but…we need to give Noah the opportunity to stop smoking middies
Chyim "Cheese" Avraham said
am August 24 2007 @ 10:31 am
As a Jew has a birth-right to visit the holy land, Israel, Noah should be afforded the right to be sent to Amsterdam. Furthermore, Noah has recently expressed a desire to rekindle an old flame he started with a prostitute years back during a marathon, multi-blunt sesh in the famed red-light district. It is Noah’s unmatched ability to turn a typical 10 minute pay-and-pound into a beautiful ceremony of spiritual connectivity with a prostitute that makes this trip not only highly suggested, but necessary. Plus I hear that very prostitute is now refusing customers until she gets another dose of the Gardenswartz good-dick. Does Punchline Magazine want to be responsible for the business failures, and subsequent pimp-slapping, of an Amsterdam working woman? I think not.
ScrammyScrams said
am August 24 2007 @ 11:16 am
Honestly… You have a shark on your team. Put him in water and let him swim.
Get ‘em Noah.
-Stoney
Tanner Inman said
am August 24 2007 @ 11:16 am
Yes I think you should send Noah. First of all he is weed. That’s right, the actual guy…Weed himself. That’s why he should go. Plus he’s pretty funny. I mean he’s no Tanner Inman or anything but he tries. He has some of the best writing and performing. He is also really likable on stage. Key words “on stage.” Off stage, he’s a little annoying because he’s always trying to get my approval by giving me money and asking me if I want to have sleep overs at his house. I mean c’mon I’ll sleep over but you don’t need to give me money. I’m a pro Noah. I’m a human being. Anyway, please send my boy Noah to Amsterdam.
T-Bag-Nation
Tanner Inman said
am August 24 2007 @ 11:18 am
by the way, I meant “NOT” a pro as in prostitute. I forgot to put not so don’t get any ideas. Then again I am kind of broke right now.
T-Bag-Nation
MWD said
am August 24 2007 @ 11:19 am
I agree that Noah sould be sent. I can’t think of a smarter comedian around that could give thorough reporting while making it enjoyable to read. I’d pay for a magazine with that article.
DC said
am August 24 2007 @ 11:21 am
Seems crazy not to send him. I mean, with all this support for him going - and thus, the support for your web publication - one can only imagine the support for his work upon his return. It’s fact the kid is hilarious, it’s fact hes got an identity crisis (jew with a grill), and its fact that he doesn’t disappoint. Hell, I’d send him with my own money if I got of my ass and enjoyed some private sector gainful employment. But coming from the public sector, I see his work on this a great public service.
Hanna said
am August 24 2007 @ 11:34 am
This is Noah’s homeland, besides Israel
I haven’t known someone so dedicated to his writing…an experience like this is invaluable.
He should totally go!
…I want souvenirs.
Megan Hayes said
am August 24 2007 @ 11:59 am
Noah’s gotta go! He freakin’ rocks!
Tammy said
am August 24 2007 @ 12:52 pm
Noah is the perfect reporter for this event! You have to send him!
Andy Blinkowski said
am August 24 2007 @ 1:57 pm
Send the funny and talented NOAH Gardenswartz to Amsterdam and you will be happy that you did.
Andy said
am August 24 2007 @ 2:00 pm
Send Noah to Amsterdam! He is so funny and you will be so happy that you were able to share his talents.
Mitchy Ross said
am August 24 2007 @ 2:39 pm
As an avid reader of espn.com it seems to me that sports writers get giddy like little school girls when a huge event such as the NBA all-star game is being held in Las Vegas. Why? Because it is the city of sin where stars from their sport and from all around the world come to attend, and the antics and stories that come out of events like this one are priceless. The Canabis festival in Amsterdam parallels the NBA all-star game in Las Vegas in so many ways. Amsterdam is the sin city of Europe and to be honest I havent seen Noah this giddy since he found out the Real World was being held in Denver. For all these reasons and many more it would be a wise move for punchline to send him. Just imagine the comedy that he would produce from such an experience.
TCL said
am August 24 2007 @ 3:02 pm
I know Noah to be a responsible, mature young man. His reporting skills and sense of humor make him the perfect candidate for such a task as attending the Cannabis Cup. I am confident he will do his duty in Amsterdam, making sure he gets a taste of all viewpoints (hallucinogenic and otherwise) and a sampling the local culture (all strains), in the end delivering a balance (horizontal, I’m sure) of fact and perspective that is missing from so many articles today.
Hillary said
am August 24 2007 @ 3:31 pm
Noah+Amsterdam+comedy = a freakin’ hilarious article for Punchline
Send Noah to the Cannabis Cup!
Noah Gardenswartz said
am August 24 2007 @ 3:42 pm
I am extremely thankful for all of the support thus far, and while I wouild love nothing more than to go to Amsterdam for a week to get stoned and write about it, let’s also not lose sight of the fact that the 420 Comix show itself should validate this trip. Doug Benson, Tom Rhodes and Dan Gabriel all performing in Amsterdam during High Times’ Cannabis Cup is a story that should be told.
AS said
am August 24 2007 @ 4:50 pm
Send Noah to Amsterdam!! :o)
Rob Schwartz said
am August 24 2007 @ 7:08 pm
I feel quilty about writing this because it is erev shabbat. However when i saw the name Noah and read the piece I was spiritually moved. I think if you are going to be current you need Noah there. In fact if I was not so cheap I would contribute.
Amy said
am August 24 2007 @ 7:27 pm
As Noah’s biggest and earliest fan, you have to let him go to Amsterdam! He is a comedic genius and definitely deserves the opportunity. Noah - you better still make it to LA for Thanksgiving, even if it’s just for a couple days.
JGKaufmann said
am August 24 2007 @ 8:03 pm
I hear it costs less if someone is spending a few weeks at the destination location. I bet Noah could do some great advance work! Give him a chance. You will be glad you did
The Jewish “High” Holidays are coming up…
Shaul Amir said
am August 25 2007 @ 4:19 am
If Noah does not go to Amsterdam for Punchline, The magazine will never be the same again. To miss such an opportunity will be a cry for generations. Send Noah, he is the best to covet the story and he can also see it from an objective angle , birds flight altitude. No question that he has the attitude!!!
SEND THE KID!!!
Ann said
am August 25 2007 @ 4:57 am
Why wouldn’t you send Noah to Amesterdam?!!!!!
ashish "Hash Pipe" karamchandanisteinberg said
am August 25 2007 @ 7:04 am
from a business perspective it would be foolish for punchline not to cover tis event. punchline is an excellent publication - but sadly i do not believe they are world renowned yet - the cup, being a worldwide event for enthusiasts across the globe could unlock a whole new demographic and market for punchline. who better to bridge this gap than noah gardenswartz - besides noah told me if he gets this trip, and i fly out there with him.. red light hj’s on him. so send noah.. PLEASE
Rusky said
am August 25 2007 @ 9:13 am
Though Noah is young, he is mature in the ways of joints and jocularity. His piece would be informative, poignant and dare I say an avenue for critical thinking and social change. This is an opportunity to not be missed.
LEG said
am August 25 2007 @ 9:30 am
If you think the wrath of a Jewish mother is something to behold, that of an aunt is not a lot less fierce!!!
Send Noah…he’s the best!
Arto said
am August 25 2007 @ 10:49 am
Noah should surely go if he promises to leave the Amsterdam ladies alone. They should remain as innocent and pure on his departure as I am sure they were upon his arrival!
Beeze said
am August 25 2007 @ 11:41 am
It seems like the Cannabis Cup is equivalent to the Academy Awards of Movies and the Tony Awards of theater. Having the biggest names in comedy perform in this venue is a great reason for Punchline to send Noah Gardenswartz to Amsterdam to cover this event. Having this event covered and written with Noah’s exceptional writing skills will definitely enhance Punchline’s readership and audience. I vote Yes for Noah to go to Amsterdam—-it is a good business move for Punchline!
You go Noah,
Beeze
Whose on First said
am August 25 2007 @ 2:58 pm
To whom it may concern (Dylan P. Gadino):
Reasons Noah should be in Amsterdam:
1. He, himself, is lyricaly lucid in his own comedic acts.
2. Who else do you know who can smoke that much and keep perfect diction!
3. Doesn’t your publication focus on comedy???????
5. as someone who used to subscribe to the sumptuous savors of the forbidden fruit and is no longer able to poke the smot, I would like to live vicariously through Noah as he embarks on this life journey.
6. You never know who he might meet and how it might benefit your publication down the road (everything comes full circle)
7. I have friends…………………..
Stephanie said
am August 25 2007 @ 3:25 pm
NOAH NOAH HE’S OUR MAN!
PLEASE SEND NOAH TO AMSTERDAM!
If anyone deserves this opportunity it is NOAH! He is a wonderful writer and a wonderful comedian. Allow him to show his area’s of expertise to the world.
I am sure he will have some fun while he’s there as well.
SB said
am August 25 2007 @ 5:03 pm
Send Noah to Amsterdam. Sounds like a great comedy show to cover…especially in the middle of the Cannabis Cup. Would really like to read about that!
Vicki T.S. said
am August 26 2007 @ 7:25 am
Noah a young man of many talents will bring joy and intellect to all who will meet him at a festival of laughter. Noah’s presence is a must as the call of support comes from his Rocky Mountain Region of friends.
Michael Marcus said
am August 26 2007 @ 7:40 am
Send Noah to Amsterdam!!!!!!
Millard said
am August 26 2007 @ 12:24 pm
Dylan,
Jewish vs. Italian is not the issue. We’re talking Katrina-west here. Trust me…I have more experience than you!
Gary said
am August 26 2007 @ 2:44 pm
Send Noah to Amsterdam! Having been to some of their “coffeshops” I know Noah’s vast experience will do him well in that setting - reporting, comic knowledge and weed expertise - he’s everything all in one package! We look forward to his going and his reporting back on his return. And it sounds like it’ll make his mother happy. What more do you want?
Cowgirl Fan said
am August 26 2007 @ 2:53 pm
Send Noah to Amsterdam. Make us all in Denver proud! We’re the Mile “High” City.
The office said
am August 26 2007 @ 6:12 pm
the boy needs to be there. Make it happen…
David Weiss said
am August 26 2007 @ 6:24 pm
Please send Noah to Amsterdam to cover the event. It would mean a lot to him, the website and he could smuggle me back a kilo of hash. For god’s sake send the poor man.
danindenver said
am August 27 2007 @ 7:42 am
With our world in crises and America losing credibility among our allies in Western Europe, it is essential that we have an Ambassador of goodwill at such a signicant political event. World Peace hangs in the balance.
Cousin Laufman said
am August 27 2007 @ 9:30 am
Amsterdam is in need of some gangsta gold teeth and Noah’s the man to bring it! I even think sending Noah to Amsterdam could convert some non-smokers (Beeze) to take a celebratory hit.
Send Noah to Amsterdam!!
Alyce said
am August 27 2007 @ 9:55 am
If you send Noah we’ve got nothing to lose…He could even try to follow some of the comedians around and compare their personalities to the foods they eat under the grand influence of the kindest bud in the world.
Scotty McWoody said
am August 27 2007 @ 10:08 am
Please send Noah to Amsterdam. I would prefer someplace further away from us, like Bangladesh, but at least this will get him off the continent…
andy said
am August 27 2007 @ 10:18 am
Send Noah to Amsterdam! he’s the Best and you know it!!!
Adam Freede said
am August 27 2007 @ 12:05 pm
Noah is clearly the best choice for this. He’ll blend like he’s part of the cup, but stay focused on the main purpose for going there. He’d give the best overall perspective by far.
Big Country said
am August 27 2007 @ 12:38 pm
#1 reason: Do what you love.
Send him, do it
Doc said
am August 27 2007 @ 1:35 pm
Please send Noah… if anyone should be there, it’s him.
GGuthrie said
am August 27 2007 @ 11:14 pm
Only a high-caliber comic like Noah could cover the likes of Doug Benson and company, let alone smoke enough to appropriately cover the event. There really isn’t much of an debate: Gardenswartz on the scene, Cannabis Cup ‘07.
Sydney said
am August 29 2007 @ 6:35 am
Noah- your journalism is great as is your arguement in this piece. I am sold. Editor Dylan- consider the information generated by this trip and the additional benefit of staff appreciation. Sounds excellent to me all around! Good luck Noah! I think its an excellent idea.
Harvey Milzer said
am August 29 2007 @ 1:29 pm
That Noah is one funny dude. I saw him perform at a comedy club in Denver and he had the entire house rolling on the floor, including: the stoned, understoned and even the straight. He is the epitome of Cannabis Hilarious. You must send Noah to the Cannabis Cup, he will make you proud to represent Punchline Magazine.
Sonia said
am September 1 2007 @ 7:36 am
As a member of the US military, a trip to Amsterdam would be very (puff) boring for me (cough, wheeze). Noah, I want you to go and do everything that I cannot, at the moment, do, as it were…or is it, “as it is?” Hell you know what I am trying to say. You go, boy!