If you’ve never seen Doug Stanhope live and you live in the New York City metro area, we’re giving you an excellent opportunity to do. For you, dear readers, we’re giving away three pairs of tickets to see the living legend at Comix in one of his five shows going down this Thursday through Saturday.

Simply email us here: contest [at] punchlinemagazine [dot] com. Include the subject “STANHOPE.” The first three readers to get in touch will win a pair of tickets. In your email, please specify which show you’d like to attend: Thursday at 7:30 pm; Friday at 8 pm or 10:30 pm; or Saturday at 8 pm or 10:30 pm. You must live in the New York City area and be able to attend the show you specify.