Dudes. Todd Barry is carting his ass around Texas, Toronto and New England bringing the finest damn stand-up available to the masses. Check out the details at his tour page. You can also download a tour poster here. Finally, Barry plays Carnegie Hall Nov. 5 with Ricky Gervais. Impressed yet, mofos?) The show’s sold out, so it’s not like you can do anything about it if you don’t already have tickets. We just enjoy typing.

Holy shit. This clip of Jimmy Kimmel one-upping Melissa Joan Hart made us squeal with delight.

Comedian Morgan Murphy performed at the first ever Bentzen Ball comedy festival in Washington DC last weekend. She also took a shit-ton of awesome photos while she was there. Here they are!

The folks at College Humor whipped out this video about manipulating one’s genitals. Yay!

In a Halloween-inspired Swiffer commercial spoof, Logo’s Big Gay Sketch Show paints a somewhat disturbing picture of the now-famous rejected mop.

If you’re in NYC, check out the comedy variety show Crime & Punishment every Tuesday at Cake Shop!

Barely Political, the folks behind the “Obama Girl” video, have made a music video tribute to trick-or-treaters. Warning: fake abs!

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