You might think $18 for one plate is a lot of money. And you know what? You’re right. However, what would you say about an $18 plate emblazoned with the likeness of a young Eugene Mirman with this phrase coming out of his mouth: “I’m gonna kick you so hard in the dick, you’re gonna cum fear.”

Exactly, you would say that $18 is a fair price. You can get it here.