Comments on: Chelsea Handler gets naked! http://punchlinemagazine.com/blog/2009/04/chelsea-handler-gets-naked Comedy News Blog Thu, 18 Mar 2010 00:03:22 -0400 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.4 hourly 1 By: Frank http://punchlinemagazine.com/blog/2009/04/chelsea-handler-gets-naked/comment-page-1#comment-126 Frank Tue, 14 Apr 2009 15:30:03 +0000 http://punchlinemagazine.com/blog/?p=68#comment-126 Chelsea is that chick that frustrated everybody in college - a total depraved slut who's still choosy: to pass the test you have to be not just as sleazy as she is, but onoxiously ooky in the way only a Real Man can be. She's been rode hard and put away wet, but she could do the same to any man. You just know it won't be you. Or the guy in the cube next to you. But it might be the VP/Marketing with the chemical tan and more hairplugs than personality. Or the tweeker sitting at the curb in his pickup. Or Mickey Rourke, pre-comeback of course. Chelsea is that chick that frustrated everybody in college – a total depraved slut who’s still choosy: to pass the test you have to be not just as sleazy as she is, but onoxiously ooky in the way only a Real Man can be.

She’s been rode hard and put away wet, but she could do the same to any man. You just know it won’t be you. Or the guy in the cube next to you. But it might be the VP/Marketing with the chemical tan and more hairplugs than personality. Or the tweeker sitting at the curb in his pickup. Or Mickey Rourke, pre-comeback of course.

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