Silverman, Kimmel not each other’s main squeezes anymore

by Dylan P. Gadino

After five years together, Sarah Silverman and Jimmy Kimmel have broken up. We suppose comedy nerds across the country can now fantasize about Silverman without that fantasy being interrupted by an angry Kimmel.
We had our staff body language expert decode the photo to the right. “Sarah has a backpack on,” notes Dr. Fakename McStupidjoke. “A [...]